Friday, April 8, 2011

The Loogie Man

No exaggeration, everyday as I walk downtown, I see at least 20 disgusting spit puddles on the ground.  Day after day I am also witness to the people who leave these obstacle courses ....all men.   I know men and women differ in certain areas of their bodies, but I know the mechanics for saliva creation are the same (aren't they??)  So what this tells me is that it's a cultural thing and not a biological thing.  It has somehow become socially acceptable for men to orally expel globules of human ick anywhere and everywhere.  Being a man, I have never been aware of a constant need to expel saliva.  So basically this must be a cool-swagger-macho thing to do?  Here's an idea....men...STOP IT!  FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.....STOP IT!!!!!!   You're not impressing the ladies with this...you're not impressing other men...it's disgusting...you don't physically need to do it.....STOP IT!!!